On a mission to rid London of terrible pizza, one slice at a time.
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Level 01 The secret weapon
It's the dough. It was always the dough.
A long-fermented sourdough base, days in the making. Blistered, airy, alive. The kind of crust that fights back.
Most pizza dies in a cardboard box on the back of a moped. Ours never gets in one. We cook it fresh and hand it to you minutes out of the oven, while the crust still crackles. That's the whole plan. It's a diabolically simple one.
Level 02 Now playing at
Catch us in the wild.
▖ Now playing ▖
6 – 10PM
SOON
// placeholder line-up, swap in your real pub + dates when the residency's locked
Level 03 Private missions
We cater. If you ask nicely.
Parties, launches, weddings, office takeovers, your nan's landmark birthday.
We'll bring the oven, the dough and a bit of chaos to you, and cook it fresh in front of your guests. No sad trays of cold delivery pizza. Just the good stuff, on site, straight out of the fire.
Level 04 Join the crew
Get the drop before everyone else.
New residencies, secret specials and first dibs on the good stuff. No spam. We're too busy making dough.
► You're in. Get ready, Player One. ◄